The Life and Times of Tommy Fears

There once was a young lad by the name of Tommy FEARS who grew up playing stick ball in the valleys of the Western NC mountains. He lived next door to a Christmas tree farm and would spend all his time waiting for the Elves to show up so he could have someone to play with. One day his only friend "Dishkid" showed up with his Dorks Illustrated magazine which had an animated cover shot of "Jethro Suggs", the local hick transfer that had made it to the Majors. Tommy was so impressed seeing the pictures of Jethro evaluating the bathrooms at all the major league stadiums that he wanted a Geek job too. Tommy then asked his Pa if he could go to New York City to start a career as a blogger. Tommy arrived at the ESPN offices dressed in his overalls and with his one tooth asked the lady at the front desk if he could have a job. She said sure and you can start right now. Tommy spent the next 20 years blogging for the Harlem stick ball league before he finally got his dream job when he was hired as the Queen babbler for the city of Charlotte. He changed his name to Thomas BRAVES started TBR and became infamous......


Anyone else know anything about Tommy?

 

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