SCOTLAND COUNTY FOOTBALL JOKES

I posted these on Richmonds website.Seem WebRaider who owns the website has a soft spot for Scotland fans...little bitch




Q: What do the Scotland County and Billy Graham have in common?
A: The both can make 10,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Scotland County football player out of yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Scotland County in case of a tornado?
A: To Pate Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Scotland County football player with a State championship ring?
A: A thief.


Q: Why was Mark Barnes upset when the Scotland play book was
stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Scotland County and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: How does Scotland count to 10 at Raider Stadium?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

Q: How many Scotland football players does it take to win at Raider Stadium?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Scotland County Scots and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !