Mama Duck

I think the fact that he's such a giver to all women is admirable, don't you?

It's a shame it can't be bottled.

I've never scratched his balls.

I'm well, thanks. You know how he is..disappear for days with no word and make you worry and then he shows up with a rose and a smile and you melt.

It's all fun.

4/7ths

Sup, G?

I think G stands for Gangsta. But in your case I'm going with cup size.

Mama D, how you be?

I just found a HUGE hole in the roof on my motorhome. May I borrow one of your breasts to cover it? Looks like it may rain tomorrow.

I want age 25-70 guy to come over and JO in my model train room. mutual touching and stuff but nothing more than that....im not gay. its all HO scale. then after you finish you can stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster (dont break they are my sons) we can do this until 4am or until we get tired. also i have lots of imitation crab meat in my freezer that i need to get rid of so you can have a bunch when you leave. its all perfectly good we just got too much!!!