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Words for EVERY FAN to Learn

Discussion in 'Baseball' started by u-r-out, May 1, 2008.

  1. u-r-out

    u-r-out Full Access Member

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Folks I saw this at Bessemer City and felt that there are times that we all need to read them. JMO
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]THAT'S MY BOY DOWN THERE![/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Please don't curse that boy down there;
    He is my son you see;
    He's only just a boy you know,
    He means the world to me.
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I did not raise my son, dear fan,
    For you to call him names;
    He may not be a super-star
    But these are high school games.
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So please don't knock those boys down there,
    They do the best they can;
    They've never tried to lose a game,
    They're boys and you're a fan.
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]This game belongs to them, you see,
    You're really just a guest;
    They do not need a fan that gripes,
    They need the very best.
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you have nothing nice to say,
    Please leave the boys alone,
    And, if you've forgotten your manners,
    Then please just stay at home.
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] So, please don't curse those boys down there,[/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Each one's a parent's son,[/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] And win or lose or tie, you see,[/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] To us, they're number one!!![/FONT][/FONT]​
     
  2. Braves

    Braves Watauga Pioneers #6

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    Very good u-r-out.

    I found this one on the front seat of Stretchy's limo:

    It's tough to be a Mom of an ump

    Please don’t curse that ump down there
    He really is trying hard
    Yes, he could afford to lose some weight
    But he’s not a tub ‘o lard

    He tries very hard to get it right
    Although some of you won’t agree
    Some of you challenge him to a fight
    But he won’t without a fee

    He calls balls & strikes as he see’s fit
    But he’s consistent throughout the game
    Other’s yell at him and throw expletives
    But caution….don’t call him by name

    Some of them have funny names
    Honestly, some of them are catchy
    But there is one I know who gets very upset
    When he blows a call and yell ***** Stretchy

    So keep in mind next time you watch an ump
    To refrain from giving him lip
    What works best of all and has worked for me
    Is give them a generous tip
     
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  3. Stretchlon

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    Wizard of TBR

    I will getcha my Pretty........and your little dog too!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Braves

    Braves Watauga Pioneers #6

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    I have no fear. I'll just click my heel two times
     
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    Road trip to see local boy in Pro start

    Braves, Wossa and Plate Dad headed to see Ryan Morris pitch his next start.
     

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  6. Plate Dad

    Plate Dad It is what it is!!!!

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    Ok Ha, Ha. Just remember I am the one with the horns:devilish:.
     
  7. One Putt

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    Home run.
     

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